4/12/01 - Introducing... Captain Ted! The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of fearless Captain Ted, we all would have been lost... And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing the... amazing, death-defying - Captain Ted! Enjoy!
"Piece o' cake, driving a boat is just like drivin' a sports car, AND...	...the chicks still...	...flock to me!"
"Grrrrr... Did I mention - I'm a lean, mean, boat-drivin' machine!"	"Uh, 1st Mate Chazzz, you can have the honors of docking, here at...	...beautiful Shooter's on the Caloosahatchee."
Notice the x-pattern rope technique - this assures our cruise ship doesn't get scuffed by going under the dock.	"Hello ladies... I am your bartender, you can call me..."	"Captain Ted, the man with the nice, full-featured, very visible...
...forehead!"	"Don't pout Todd, someday chicks will flock to you, too."
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